secret storybook

omg just came back from a chamber dinner, which was at bloody simei because the organiser was yanci the ass, who came late because he thought we would be late, even though he emailed us to come early.

shanghui looks fatter, and still eats a lot. auntie is still taller than me. anyway, the dinner was at a very ulu place, and trust me, it's not because the food is good; it's because yanci the ass likes to look at the waitresses there.

then my phone died.

and we dumped yanci the ass into the pool. but even shanghui got wet, because yanci the ass was full of inertia.