fruity loops

watermelons are hypocrites. they appear so fresh and green on the outside but we don't really know if they are ripe on the inside. watermelons seek to cheat you with their appearances. but they stab you in the back when you least expect it. you must cut open a watermelon before you can tell if it is ripe already.

tomatoes are very sincere and truthful. they don't seek to hide their true self, but show it to you openly. if a tomato is green on the outside, then you know it is not ripe yet. but if it bright red on the outside, then you know it is ripe already. tomatoes don't tell lies. and they won't cheat you, so they never stab you in your back.

bananas are like chinese people who are westernised. they look yellow on the outside, but inside they are just completely white. some chinese nowadays dislike their culture so much and think that the american style is much more hip and cool. so they like to pick up trends from that cultureless place. and they become white inside even though they are still yellow outside.

are you a watermelon or a tomato?