Sunday, October 08, 2006

die a little everyday

hi, i'm ivan. i'm the kind of person whose jokes no one laughs at, the kind whom you wouldn't want to be associated with. my dream is to live by the countryside, if there is one in singapore. i tend to stick with what i'm used to. when i was young, i always ordered the fish and chips from the kids' menu at every restaurant i went. you see, i don't like to try new things, unless it's a new item on the mcdonald's or kfc menu. i liked the swedish tour guide who gave me a troll figurine in norway. i totally believe that kfc prepares food freshly everyday. i just don't believe that kfc prepares healthy food.

i found 'the book of answers' again today. and i asked it the same question as i did last time. the last time, its reply was 'you will not be disappointed.' this time i asked twice and i got two very good replies still. 'it could be extraordinary' and 'yes'. (yes, i stick with what i'm used to.)

it's a battle to get the seats whenever you choose to dine in a singaporean foodcourt. i conveniently had the same curry rice at food republic again. (yes, i stick with what i'm used to.) the ribena was a bloody ripoff. i saw a caucasian man who was eating wanton noodles as if it were pasta! i tried my first blizzard from dairy queen today.

how long is a 'while'? well, here's a simple method to tell. first, you need to assume that once in a while someone fashionable walks past you in a mall. next, you stand in front of a shop in a mall and observe. from the moment someone fashionable walks past you, start timing how long it takes for the next fashionable person to walk past you. and that would be a 'while'.

weijian's nickname is quite funny. my very elegant maid just served us nine pizzas. now, my very elegant maid just served us nothing.

maybe it's just a prank, but something unusual just happened fifteen minutes ago. somehow, i really didn't feel anything, and i simply didn't. i was excited, but then i didn't even feel like saying anything. you know what? i might have really gotten over you.

the air's cleaner today.

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